Meet Book #2: Perfectly Good White Boy

Meet Book #2: Perfectly Good White Boy


Figure 1. Perfectly Good White Boy, w/ Perfectly Good Furry Brown Boy

Figure 1. Perfectly Good White Boy, w/ Perfectly Good Furry Brown Boy



Today is the day!

Perfectly Good White Boy lands on NetGalley. And because of that, it’s Cover Reveal Day. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK:



Figure 2. THE COVER! Isn't  it cool? Danielle Carnito of Lerner Publishing Group is the designer.

Figure 2. THE COVER! Isn’t it cool? Danielle Carnito is the designer. Lerner Publishing Group has some pretty excellent designers, yall. I’ll have you know, this is actual LINOLEUM from the LPG offices in Minneapolis. #authenticityFTW


I really like it. Many thanks to Danielle Carnito to making it so cool and Andrew Karre for his great concern about both what is inside and outside of my books. Also, thank you to Corey Whaley and Nova Ren Suma for their kind words on the jacket and to Heather at The Flyleaf Review & Laura at Book Snob for being cover revealing partners today, too.

After the jump, you can read an excerpt from the book, too. But before then…

Would you like me to hook you up w/ an ARC of Perfectly Good White Boy?

Then follow these steps:

STEP ONE:  Read this post at Amanda MacGregor’s blog: Where Are The Random YA Hookups? (There is also a Storify link to the Twitter conversations this post inspired, too, where you can see where others weighed on the topic.)

STEP TWO:  Tweet at me a hook-up story. It can be real, it can be fake, it can be yours, it can be someone else’s.  You know me; I don’t really care! Sex stories please me, no matter where they come from. You just need to use the hashtag #PGWB and aim the Tweet at me, if you can (if you need all the characters you can get, I understand; as long as I have the #PGWB hashtag, I’ll be able to find you.)

STEP THREE: You have until next Thursday at midnight CST to get in your Tweet. Amanda & I will pick our favorite and announce on May 9th.

Questions? Ask in the comments or on Twitter.

Now,  you want some prurient PGWB excerpt action? Well, you gotta go DOWN (heh)…




The whole thing hadn’t lasted more than fifteen minutes, and now I smelled like fabric softener sheets, which kind of gave me a headache. That and Hallie’s words kept piling up in my head. The few ones she said.

I stopped at the light before the turnoff to my house. I was the only car there. Sitting at the light, my car wasting gas.

“Touch me there,” Hallie said. “Like this.”

The light kept being red. A truck roared past me.

“Not like that,” Hallie said.

I did what she said, but I hadn’t been sure about what I was doing, or even how it was that different from what I ever did before when I touched her down there. She wore a pair of panties that I’d never seen before. They didn’t match her bra, but that was maybe because it was a sports bra.

The light changed and I turned, heading down the freeway toward my house.

“Thanks for coming over.”

My house was dark. Dark as hers had been. My mom’s car was there. I heard Otis bark as I climbed up the steps.

My mom didn’t get up when I came in. Normally, she liked me to come in and say goodnight to her, and usually I did, unless I was too wasted or something. Then I’d just holler from the hallway that I was home. But now, completely sober, I couldn’t stand the idea of seeing my mom. Felt like I had Hallie all over me.

Hallie sitting on the stupid dryer, saying oh god and I don’t know what it was, but I just felt crazy and I wanted to go down on her, something she’d never allowed before. The dryer, of all things, made this the perfect access, too, with my height, but when I ducked my head down, she wasn’t having it.

She pushed off the dryer and then we were on the cold concrete floor and I was a little pissed.

Another goddamn rule.

But I was on top of her now, and she was grabbing me through my jeans and I didn’t care.

“That’s good.”

My head totally spinning with that. What had I been doing? Was she talking about my boner? I didn’t know what was going on. But she’d just handed me a condom and that was that.

Then, when I was about to come, she said, “Don’t stop.” Like she knew it was almost over. That I couldn’t stop. And I didn’t know if it was still good. I couldn’t ask her, either. But I didn’t stop. Then her eyes closed and it seemed like something important was happening, but by then I was coming anyway and it was all so much, so awesome and feeling so good and she was so beautiful and everything felt better than I remembered it so I couldn’t stop myself from saying it, again, words I hadn’t said in weeks:

“God, I love you so much.”

Then I squeezed her so hard, in case she didn’t get it. That I’d said it. But she didn’t say anything. Her eyes were closed. There was a pink sock right by her head, curled into a ball.

I lifted off her a bit. Felt the grit from the concrete on my palms. Hallie’s eyes still closed, like she was pretending to be dead or something. The second I pulled out of her, her breathing start to get back to normal, and then I noticed how cold the room was. And quiet, except for my words echoing in my head:

“God I love you so much.”

Just remembering saying that made me feel sick.

In my room, Otis jumped on my bed. Too tense to sleep, I took off my shirt and did some push-ups. Laid there again until Otis jumped down to lick my face. Waited to hear my mom call for me. She sometimes did that, after all my moving around woke her fully up.

But tonight, nothing. The whole house was still. I could hear the water heater shrieking down the hall from me.

Hallie, putting her clothes back on. Me, tying the condom in a knot over the utility sink, then wrapping it in the dryer sheet she gave me. Hallie, slipping the whole white ball into my hoodie pocket. Like it was a souvenir. A present. Like it was Tupperware I’d brought to a party and she wanted to make sure it went home with me.

Then she handed me my hoodie.

“Thanks for coming over.”

I stared at her. A bit of hair was caught in the neck of her T-shirt. I wanted to pick it out, but I couldn’t move. Because I hated her so much. Loved her so much. Wished I had her naked boob pictures, so I could send them to everyone I knew in the world. But she’d been too smart for that, which made me hate her more. Loved how she smelled, how she felt. Hated the little white ball of cum in my pocket.

“My parents could be back any minute now,” she said. “They don’t even know I’m home yet. You should probably go.”

Dumb as a dog, I walked back through the dark house, following her as she turned on a few lights here and there. Then I slid open the glass door, not even saying good-bye, and stepped into my own footprints in the snow on the deck, half full of more snow now, since it was snowing again, thin streams of flakes as I reversed the trip, cutting through the same backyards, the same little park, the duck ditch covered in snow. Before I got in my car, I chucked the dryer sheet condom into a snowbank. It didn’t even make a sound, and the little dimple where it landed filled up soon enough. Little condom-print, vanished.


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  • Robin Johnson on Jan 20, 2015 Reply

    See article on Minnesota.CBSLocal about your great book.

  • mclicious on May 01, 2014 Reply

    YAY congratulations hooray! Hope they’re going to add “Morris Award Finalist” to your byline somewhere 😉

  • Adrianne Russell on May 01, 2014 Reply

    WANT. NOW.

  • Miriam Busch on May 01, 2014 Reply

    Wow. Spectacular!

  • Matthew MacNish on May 01, 2014 Reply

    Holy shit. You are such a great story teller.

  • Sarah Ahiers on May 01, 2014 Reply

    Wooo! I love it! It’s an amazing cover. I would pick that up in a heartbeat

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