WANT

WANT

 

Figure 1. I AM HYPMOTIIIIIIIZED YOU GUYS

Figure 1. I AM HYPMOTIIIIIIIZED YOU GUYS

 

Because I am an animal, here is a list of all the THINGS I WANT (OR WANT TO DO):

1) Soap & Glory’s BUTTER YOURSELF body cream. A giant tub of it, please.

2) This for dinner.

3) To go see Lone Survivor, American Hustle & Dallas Buyers Club.

4) For everyone to leave my house so I can watch Moscow Chill in peace without people giving me shit about The Reedus.

5) A pallet of Bourbon Nib Brittle from Olive & Sinclair.

6) For it to stop being so fucking cold already. We get the goddamn point, Weather. You’re a badass. Message received.

7) To make these cookies with Matilda.

8) A day in bed with Pablo spent reading. Got lots of juicy stuff on deck to read, yall.

9) To get the mister alone for one damn minute so we can talk shop. And maybe make out. He’s been surfing my last nerve all week. The only remedy for that is to get easy, I feel. Sorry if that’s gross. But we’re married. We’ve been married for 14 years. What the hell do you get married for if not for access to The Sex? I mean, really.

10) For someone else to return my corduroys that didn’t fit to The Gap.

11) Some magical fairy godmother to arrive and put away all my clean clothes, even though they won’t fit into the closet and dresser I have at the moment. While the fairy godmother’s at it, she can finish remodeling my goddamn house, too. THIS SHIT IS GETTING SO OLD I’M TELLING YOU WHAT.

12) Twenty-five, maybe thirty solid minutes alone with Jonny Lee Miller, in which we’d discuss all of my running hang-ups and pitfalls while I admire his shoulder blades.

 

 

 

 

4 Comments

  • Heather@The Flyleaf Review on Jan 18, 2014 Reply

    PSS- that dude’s shoulders are HOT. Thank you for that. 🙂

  • Heather@The Flyleaf Review on Jan 18, 2014 Reply

    If I were in the frozen Minnesota lands, or you were in the-not-so-much-warmer-today Florida lands, I’d definitely go see American Hustle and Dallas Buyers Club with you. And we can take that Bourbon Brittle with us because YES.

    PS I’m officially over winter too.. FOR REAL. I know I’m a wuss because it’s Florida and I shouldn’t be whining to you about it but tough shit. I’m DONE.

  • Hannah Kincade on Jan 17, 2014 Reply

    Dittos all around. Plus I wish I could watch Benedict Cumberbatch chain smoke several cigars. It’s that hot.

  • Kristi Belcamino on Jan 17, 2014 Reply

    Where are all your commenters? This post looked lonely, so I thought I’d weigh in. I’m with you on so many things. So many. Married 19 years here. You got that right.
    Hope to see you Thursday at Noir at the Bar if you guys can get out.
    Now, I sort of want cords from the Gap? Are they charcoal gray cause that’s the color I want.
    Have a good weekend.
    I’ll be making cookies with my two in the morning. Can’t wait.

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