Division of Labor

Division of Labor

Shit That Adrian Does:

– takes children trick-or-treating
– moves heavy things
– mows lawns
– shovels driveways
– carries in sleeping children from the car
– takes kids to hardware stores and kiddie movies
– cooks the meals
– cleans out gutters
– mops
– manages cell phone/computer performance & upgrades
– manages all car upkeep and repair
– makes all beds
– buys airline tickets, cars, electronics, & televisions
– clips dog’s claws
– bathes dog

Shit That Carrie Does:

– hands out Halloween candy
– procures Halloween costume & candy
– makes doctor/dental appointments
– deals with extracurriculars of children (lessons, sports, etc.)
– buys groceries
– processes & sorts laundry
– buy clothing for all family members
– rearranges furniture
– pays bills
– sweeps
– files paperwork
– buys all birthday/Christmas gifts
– sends thank you notes
– picks up prescriptions, toilet paper, toothpaste, deodorant, cleaning supplies, razor blades
– walks dog
– takes dog to vet appointments

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