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My Thrift Store Days, Part IV

More Thrift Store Haikus!


Rude Customer
Counterfeit coupons?
It’s cheap enough already!
You should be ashamed

A Good Idea
Cream-colored china
with pretty green leaf edging
Future tea party

Donation Sorter
Spode dinnerware, yes.
But in the same donation
Used underpants. No.

Housewares Department
Most people would die
if they only knew how many
fucking coffee mugs there are

One Comment

  • Ela on May 25, 2012 Reply

    Very nice, with titles and all. Begging the question, though, what is it about thrift store that provokes haiku?

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