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On Avoidant Behavior

When I should be writing, I exercise.

When I should be exercising, I write.

When I should be either exercising or writing, I clean the house.

When I should be writing something for money, I look at clothes and shoes online.

When I should be listening in church, I contemplate sexual intercourse.

When someone is telling me a step-by-step process which I ought to learn, I think about how long it will be before they stop talking.

When someone is telling me their dream, I imagine stabbing them in the eye.

When I don’t know what to do, I play Tetris on my phone.

When I lose at Tetris, I pet my dog and talk to him a whole bunch.

When I should call people, I email them.

When I should go to bed, I look online for naked photos of Micheal Fassbender.

2 Comments

  • Carrie on Jan 30, 2012 Reply

    He’s Irish! He’s German! He’s sleazy! He’s proper!

    I can’t nail down why I love him so!

  • yacrush on Jan 27, 2012 Reply

    Oh Michael Fassbender. Yes. A thousand times, yes.

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