You Know What You Cannot Do?

You Know What You Cannot Do?

You cannot come home late five million times per week.

You cannot eat carrots if you are a dog.

You cannot talk to me about Club Penguin for longer than five minutes.

You cannot leave me voicemail if you expect an urgent reply.

You cannot write a story about a girl who doesn’t know she’s pretty when she’s actually smoking hot gorgeous, according to the secondary hetero male characters surrounding her.

You cannot move furniture while wearing your father’s giant motorcycle helmet.


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